The Really Loud House, Season 1

[The Louds kids gather in the living room for a family meeting while talking over each other]

Lynn Sr.:
Order! Order!

Rita:
Zip it, people! [the kids quiet down] Your father said order.

Lynn Sr.:
That I did. Now. [clears throat] As some of you may have heard…

Siblings except Lily:
[deadpan] We know. Tomorrow's your half-birthday.

Lily:
[joining in] Day!

Lynn Sr.:
Tomorrow is my half-birthday, but that's not what this meeting's about. But feel free to mark it on your calendars. [chuckles] Moving on. Lucy…

Lucy:
[as her siblings look at her] What?

Lynn Sr.:
…has been up for three days straight, and last night she scared the bejeezus out of me. So, there's gonna be a new rule around here.

Lincoln:
[to the viewers] Probably gonna be no more sneaking up on people.

Lucy:
[slides next to him and jumpscares him] You think so?

Lincoln:
You really should start wearing a bell.

Lynn Sr.:
And the new rule is… Everyone goes to bed before midnight, not one minute later.

Lincoln:
NOOOO! This isn't fair! It's Lucy's fault! Why should we have to suffer?! [he and all his sisters start protesting]

Lynn Sr.:
Order! Order! Don't make me have to count! Here we go! One, two--

Rita:
[holds up her fist, silencing the siblings] You did it, honey.

Lynn Sr.:
Sorry I had to be so harsh with them. In this house, it's all for one and one for all.

Rita:
And Lucy's not the first kid to make a mistake.

Lynn Sr.:
Yeah, Mom's right. You've all been responsible for new rules around here.