The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1

Amy:
Mom's not going to listen to me. She won't even keep the baby for me. Yeah. I asked her if she'd keep the baby for me while I was at school and band and stuff, and she said she wouldn't. She's going to get a job. Can you believe that?

Ashley:
You thought she would keep the baby for you? What do you mean "keep the baby"?

Amy:
Watch the baby.

Ashley:
For 24 hours a day while you have a life?

Amy:
Not 24 hours a day. Just most of the day, Monday through Friday. Whose side are you on?

Ashley:
Dad's. And why would she agree to raise the baby anyway? Why would you want her to? Look at the two of us. We're completely screwed up. That kid's better off adopted.

Amy:
Ashley, this is my baby, and I'm going to keep my baby.

Ashley:
I thought you wanted Mom to keep your baby!