The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2

Zack:
And then I get back and they're all crying into their pizza!

Carey:
Well, honey, I'm sorry your date was ruined, but you got what you deserved.

Zack:
Is there no shoulder for me to cry on?

Carey:
You pushed you brother to go out before he was ready just so you could have fun. Honey, it's gonna be a long time before he's comfortable around girls.

Cody:
[entering the suite with Jessica and Janice, all laughing] I had a wonderful time, ladies.

Jessica:
Don't forget, see you tomorrow for breakfast.

Janice:
Tea and scones! [they both kiss Cody's cheeks]

Cody:
Pip, pip! Cheerio! Ta-ta! Peace out! [girls leave] Yes! Zack, I can't thank you enough. If you hadn't told me to get back out there, I'd be sitting here alone and so depressed! ♪Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the wave...♪