The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2

Cody:
I hate those rented shoes. Two hours in the shower and I can still feel the fungus between my toes!

Zack:
Speaking of fungus, hand me that soda.

Cody:
What does that have to do with fungus?

Zack:
Nothing. I just want my danged soda!

Cody:
Why can't you get your danged soda yourself?

Zack:
Mr. Moseby wants me to ice my bowling arm.

Cody:
Boy, you are milking this star player thing...

Zack:
Speaking of milking things, I need you to do my current events homework. Mr. Moseby wants me to ... rest my ... golden arm...

Cody:
Well, you better get the newspaper first, because you're doing your own stinking homework.

Zack:
Fine, fine, fine. But if I pull a finger muscle, it's on your head.

Cody:
Well, it's better than where it usually is, up your nose, digging for gold.

Zack:
That's funny... [Zack opens the door to leave the suite] Hey, check it out! There's some loser in the hall in a towel!

Cody:
No way! Who is it?

Zack:
You! [Zack pushes Cody and closes the door]