The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2

Tiffany:
Who cares? That would be like my brother dating Chelsea.

Chelsea:
Oh, just because my family's yacht is smaller than yours, you think you're better than me?

Tiffany:
Well... yeah!

Chelsea:
And, by the way, I did date your brother. He's an idiot.

Maddie:
Yikes.

London:
Girls, girls, please. It's okay for rich people to hang out with other people who have less money than they do. I mean, I hang out with you guys.

Maddie:
Double yikes!

Tiffany:
(to London) Well, at least my daddy's not an inn keeper!

London:
(gasps) How dare you! (spills her drink on Tiffany's dress) Oops.

Tiffany:
Did you just purposely throw tea on my new dress?!

London:
Honey, what does it matter? It's probably a knockoff anyway.

Maddie:
Uh, ladies, shouldn't we get back to the book?

(Tiffany puts a pie on London's head)

Tiffany:
Oops.

London:
I'll have you know, I'm too much of a lady to engage in your low-class behavior. Oh, who am I kidding? (hits Tiffany in the back of the head with another pie)

Chelsea:
Girls, girls. It doesn't matter what you have in the bank. All that matters is what you have on your face. (hits Tiffany in the face with a pie)

Tiffany:
That better be low-fat!

Chelsea:
Well, let's ask London. (hits London in the face with a pie)

(Both London & Tiffany hit Chelsea in the face with another pie)

London & Tiffany:
Oops.

Maddie:
All right, I'll just be going, then!