The Suite Life on Deck, Season 1

London:
Moseby, it's your birthday? Wait, you have a birthday?? Since when???

Mr. Moseby:
Pretty much since the day I was born. Hence the term birth-day.

London:
Oh, I never put that together. So, how old are you?

Mr. Moseby:
Now, age is but a number.

London:
I have a feeling I can't count that high.

Mr. Moseby:
Well that's just the cherry on top of the birthday cake I didn't get.

London:
Awww, who's a sad birthday boy. Don't worry Moseby, I'm going to get you the best present ever. What size pony do you ride?

Mr. Moseby:
I don't ride ponies.

London:
I know, they can be pretty scary.