The Young Ones, Series 2

[Rick is warming himself by the broken fridge while Vyvyan is lying on a bed.]

Rick:
I was wondering if you'd thought of a name for your baby yet?

Vyvyan:
Shut Up or Piss Off!

Rick:
Oh, that's charming, isn't it?

Vyvyan:
No, no, those are the two names I'm considering. I mean, they'll be really handy in later life for getting into fights and things. Oh! Oh, it's kicking.

[His stomach moves rapidly up and down. Rick looks fascinated.]

Rick:
Er, Vyvyan. Would it be alright... I mean... can I have a bit... a bit of a listen?

Vyvyan:
Yeah, help yourself. You can hear it kicking.

Rick:
[Placing his ear on Vyvyan's bare stomach] I can't hear anything... all I can hear is... OW! [Vyvyan's stomach twitches violently, knocking Rick upwards.]

Vyvyan:
[Patting his stomach] That's my boy!