The Young Ones, Series 2

[Rick is lying in bed, looking nervous after he believed he killed Neil. His conscience starts speaking to him.]

Conscience:
Rick... Rick... this is the voice of your conscience speaking.

Rick:
Shut up! Shut up!

Conscience:
Don't tell me to shut up, you spotty little bastard! I'm your conscience. You killed Neil, didn't you?

Rick:
No! No! It wasn't me. It was, er, Vyvyan and Mike. They did it and I'm going to tell on them as well!

Conscience:
They didn't bloody well do it! It was you!

Rick:
Oh, God! Whose side are you on?!

Conscience:
Not bloody yours, matey!

Rick:
Get out of my head, pooh-hole!

Conscience:
Ha! Ha! Ha! Try and make me, farty breath!

[From the other room.]

Vyvyan:
Rick, will you tell your conscience to keep its voice down?! I'm trying to get some sleep!