Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 1

The Animator's Boss:
[while tearing up a script and tossing it into the garbage]: This is garbage! Garbage! [dumps the trash on the cartoonist's head] Nobody wants to see a show about some rich little brat named Monty! You'd better come up with a hit show by 9:00 A.M. tomorrow, kiddo... [pull out an axe] ...or it's the axe for us! Now, GET TO WORK!

The Animator:
Yes, sir! [glumly walks over to his desk] Oh, it's hopeless! I don't even know where to start!

Bugs Bunny:
Can't go wrong with rabbits, doc.

The Animator:
Hmm. Rabbits. [draws a picture of a baby rabbit]

Baby Rabbit:
[giggles] Golly, gee whiz! Aren't I just the cutest thing you ever saw? Uh-huh, uh-huh, I sure am! I'll go to your house and I'll live forever and ever and ever and you'll never ever ever get tired of me, and I'll go hippety-hop, hippety-hop right into your heart!

The Animator:
Ew! That thing'll give people cavities!

Baby Rabbit:
I love everybody and all the world, and I even love... [voice gets muffled as the Animator crumples his sketch up and puts it in the garbage can] ...being crumpled and thrown away.

The Animator:
Maybe something a bit more manly. [draws a picture of a Rambo-esque muscular rabbit]

Muscular Rabbit:
Aah! Prepare to fry, you insignificant slug! [He fires his flamethrower, which sets the paper on fire. The Animator puts out the fire with a cup of coffee]

The Animator:
"Never get him past the Parent-Teacher's association. I'll split the difference."