Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 1

Mayor and Dr. Ian Black:
(doing a weird sort of handshake) Ricka ticka tick tock tick tock tock! Ring! Ringa ding ding ringa ding ding! Ricka dick rick ricka dick rick! Ringa dinga ding ding dong! Rim rim rim rim!

Mayor:
Michael! How long has it been old friend?

Black:
Too long, you sassy devil.

Mayor:
You CRABAPPLE!

Black:
You delicious horseshoe crab!

Mayor:
Ohhh I'd grab you with my claws if I had any!

Black:
I'd pinch you so hard!

Mayor:
Ohhh... Ooohhhhhh

Black:
Who's this guy? (Points at Tom)

(Tom looks very awkward)

Mayor:
Oh, shoot that's Torn, Tash, Tennis, Temmes, Tango, Cash, Taaaaay....

Black:
He looks like a Steven to me!

(Both of them laugh)

Mayor:
Ahahaha Oooh Steven.

Black [overt sarcasm]:
Hello, Steven.

Tom:
Well, actually it's Tom Peters, and it's good to meet you (Extends his hand for Black to shake)

(Awkward silence as Black ignores him)

Mayor:
So Michael, they tell me your a doctor of energy now.

Black:
Yeah, its a great gig! You are not gonna believe the company car they just gave me.

Mayor:
Not a Le Baron...

Black:
A Le Baron!