Top Cat

Top Cat:
Step right up, folks. This is it, the big time in the big top where for a slight fee you'll see right before your very eyes the most daring, unbelievable high trapeze act ever attempted. I call your attention to stage right for the start of this death-defying act.

Brain:
Uh, nobody said anything about defying no death to me.

Top Cat:
This brave performer will swing across the street, catch his partner and swing back, all without a net.

Choo Choo:
Now he tells me.

Top Cat:
Okay, maestro, if you please.

Benny:
Right. [plays drumroll]

Officer Dibble:
Hey, what's that crowd doing in the alley? Top Cat must be up to something.

Brain:
The least T.C. could have done was let us rehearse this once.

Officer Dibble:
500 alleys in New York, and I gotta have one with a nut in it. [Brain catches him] What in the.

Top Cat:
Officer Dibble! Excuse me, folks. I gotta go water the elephants.

Choo Choo:
I'm ready, Brain! [sees Brain holding Officer Dibble] Officer Dibble, what are you doing here? Everybody wants to get in the act.

Officer Dibble:
Brain, I'm warning you. Put me down or I'll run you in. Okay. [drops Office Dibble as he lands on the trash can]

Man:
It wasn't much, but he sure is game.

Officer Dibble:
That did it. Now I'm really sore. Old Dibble is on the warpath. And when I find that Top Cat, the feathers are gonna fly!