Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)

[A dog barks off in the distance]

Ricky:
Shut up! You better shut up or I'll come out there after ya. I swear to God, I'll kill every one of ya!

Julian:
Ricky, would you shut up?! Go to sleep! (cuts to Julian inside the trailer) Well, I've been out of jail for a week now and it's time for me to make some important decisions in my life. I'm gonna go to community college.

Ricky:
Will you dogs please stop barking? I'm trying to sleep here.

Julian:
I'm either gonna become an electrician, a meat cutter, or I'm gonna get into television and radio broadcasting.

Ricky:
Stop fucking barking!

(Gunshots are heard as Julian runs out of his trailer to see Ricky firing his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky, what are you shooting at?!

Ricky:
Shut the fuck up! Squirrels and dogs and assholes! (fires off his pistol once more) Shut up!

Julian:
Ricky, Ricky! Hold your fire. (walks towards Ricky) What are you doing?

Ricky:
Shh, shh. Listen, listen.

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Asshole. (fires off his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky, what are you doing? We're on probation, man.

Ricky:
I'm trying to get some sleep here, Julian.

Julian:
Do you want to go back to jail?

Ricky:
I can't handle this livin' in a car shit.

Julian:
Do you want to go back to jail?

Ricky:
Listen to this shit. (fires his pistol again)

Julian:
Get in the car. (pushes Ricky into the car) Get in the car.

Donny:
STOP FUCKIN' FIRIN'!!

[Ricky honks the horn to get the dog to stop barking]

Donny:
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

Julian:
Shut up!

Ricky:
I wish everyone would shut the fuck up out there.

Julian:
Ricky, what are you doing?

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Assholes. (brings out his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky! (stops Ricky from firing and attempts to take the gun out of his hand) Listen, give me that gun. (takes the pistol)

Ricky:
You don't know what it's like livin' in a car, Julian. I got insects and animals fucking me around in here.

Julian:
That's what you've got to deal with when you're in a car.

Ricky:
I can't sleep!

Julian:
Go to sleep. You know what? You're moving out of here tomorrow.

Ricky:
Why?

Julian:
'Cause you're driving me nuts. You're shooting guns off in the middle of the night.

Ricky:
It's not a big deal, Julian.

Julian:
Think, Ricky, think.

Ricky:
I can't sleep, is the problem.

Julian:
Go to sleep.

Ricky:
Can I have the gun back in case anything happens?

Julian:
No more of this shit.

Ricky:
I won't fire it unless I absolutely have to.

Julian:
You're not going to fire it at all. (gives Ricky his pistol back, then walks off) Go to sleep. Idiot.

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! (fires his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky! Put that thing away!