Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)

[filming From Russia With The Love Bone]

Victoria:
Gee, Stacy, I bet we could get like $12,000 for this on the open market.

Ricky:
Everybody freeze. What's going on here?

Stacy:
Maybe there's something that we can work out, Sergeant, yes?

[Stacy drops and begins unbuckling Ricky's pants]

Ricky:
Ah, maybe there is, yes.

Bubbles:
Sergeant Boris. What's going on here?

Ricky:
Corporal Alexi, we found the motorcycle bandits. They want to work something out.

Bubbles:
That's them, is it? Let's get it on, then!

[Ricky can't get it up]

Trevor:
Testicle difficulties, please stand by.

Ricky:
J-Roc, I can't do this. I'm thinking about Lucy, and...I don't know what's, I...I need about 5 minutes here.

J-Roc:
Aight. Aight, cut.