Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)

[Julian is driving Ricky and the dog after Ricky got shot and the dog ate weed brownies]

Ricky:
It's not my fault. You're the one that left the dog with me. I didn't wanna look after him anyway.

Julian:
Ricky, Ricky, I was gone for forty-five minutes.

Ricky:
Look, I'm bleeding to death here. Just get me to a doctor and shut up!

Julian:
Oh, take you to the doctor. What's gonna happen? The police will get involved Ricky. Think!

Ricky:
I don't give a. I'M BLEEDIN' TO DEATH HERE! YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT! LOOK AT MY ASS!

Julian:
I don't care about your ass, Ricky! I gotta call Levi.

Ricky:
LEVI?! FUCK LEVI! I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!

Julian:
Listen Ricky. If that dog dies I swear to God I'll let you bleed to death. All right?!

Ricky:
I don't give a fuck about the dog! All right?

Julian:
SHUT UP!

Ricky:
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT?! ME OR THE DOG?!

Julian:
SHUT UP!

Ricky:
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT?!

Julian:
SHUT UP!

[Julian dials Levi's number on the cordless phone]

Ricky:
Fuckin' bleedin' to death here!

Julian:
Come on, Levi.

[Levi answers]

Julian:
Levi, thank God. I got a situation on my hands here.

Ricky:
You fuckin' asshole. What the fuck were you doing eating my brownies?

Julian:
Ricky has a bullet in his ass and he fed the dog a bunch of weed brownies.

Ricky:
I DIDN'T FEED THE DOG BROWNIES!!!

Julian:
YOU FED THE DOG!!

Ricky:
HE ATE THEM!!

Julian:
SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE, RICKY!!

Ricky:
I NEED FUCKIN'!!

Julian:
SHUT UP!!

Ricky:
THIS IS FUCKED UP!