Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)

[Ricky and Julian are trying to break into a barn to steal a riding lawn mower}

Julian:
Here you go, break in.

[Hands Ricky a crowbar]

Ricky:
Why do I have to break in?

Julian:
Because this is all your fault and I'm in charge! Hurry up!

Ricky:
It's your fault. You gave me the dog, you idiot.

Julian:
Hurry up!

[Ricky takes the crowbar and pries the door open, an alarm sounds]

Ricky:
Jesus Christ!

[Ricky draws a pistol and shoots into the barn, silencing the alarm]

Ricky:
Who the fuck puts an alarm system in a barn? Fuckin' idiots!

[Ricky and Julian are struggling to push the lawn mower out of the barn, Ricky falls down and an inflatable raft falls down on top of him. He gets up and angrily slams the raft back up against the wall while the sound man leans over the lawn mower, attempting to catch it all]

[Ricky grabs the boom mic]

Ricky:
Hey retard! Can you hear me? I need a hand in here! Come fuckin' help us!

[The sound man puts the lawn mower into neutral, allowing them to push it easily]

Ricky:
Oh, it's in neutral now. Well sorry I'm not so smart. I didn't know that.