Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)

Randy:
You can't be sittin' in the middle of the road drinkin'. It's against the law.

Julian:
Guys, guys! Break it up! (runs into the middle of Ricky, Lahey and Randy arguing)

Ricky:
You give me that beer back!

Julian:
Ricky, shut up!

Jim:
This is drunk and disorderly!

Ricky:
You owe me a twelve-pack of beer, asshole!

Julian:
Ricky! Would you guys stop it!? Lahey, Lahey- Ricky get over-

Jim:
I do not believe how stupid these guys are. Like father, like stupid son.

Julian:
Lahey-

[Ricky bumps into a beer box]

Jim:
What?

Julian:
Lahey, get him off the street.

Jim:
We've been trying to get him off the damn street.

Julian:
Well, get him out of here. (pushes Randy away) Go mow some lawns or something, you greasy bastard.

Ricky:
Hey Lahey, you want a smoke? (holds the cigarette to his waist) 'Cause I got one right fuckin' here for you, buddy-boy.

Julian:
Ricky- (drags him away)

Jim:
You got one joke in your resitory, do you, Rick?

Ricky:
(points to Jim) You owe a beer (points to Randy) and you owe me a beer, you assholes!

Jim:
Come on, Randy.

Ricky:
Don't you have some offs to fuck there, boys?

Randy:
What?

Ricky:
Fuck off!