Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)

Cory:
Everybody down!

Trevor:
This is a robbery!

Julian:
Everyone keep calm! We don't want your money and we don't want to hurt anybody! We just want some food! Stop fuckin' around! Get in position!

[Trevor pumps his shotgun, Bubbles and Julian are stealing a bunch of hotdogs and Cory and Trevor are stealing chip bags and bananas]

Cory:
This is gonna be the best wedding ever, dude.

Trevor:
Holy shit. So cool.

Cory:
What the fuck do you have so many bananas for dude?

(cuts back to Julian and Bubbles stealing hotdogs and cuts back to Cory and Trevor)

Cory:
Fuck with the corkscrews and shit, man.

Trevor:
Fuck. Why are you always telling me what to do?

Cory:
There are fuckin' bananas in the cart, dude. We don't want bananas at the wedding. No one eats bananas at the wedding.

Ricky:
Lose some smokes.

Cory:
Hands up!

[Ricky pulls out his pistol and fires it then Trevor fires his shotgun and Bubbles fires his Uzi]

Bubbles:
Holy fuckin' Jesus! What the fuck have they doing?

[Trevor continues to fire his shotgun and Cory is firing his pistol]

Julian:
Put your gun down! It's us! It's us!

Ricky:
Julian!

Julian:
Stop shooting, you dicks!

Ricky:
What the fuck's going on here?! I just came here for smokes! What the hell's going on?!

Cory:
Sorry dude, man, we didn't know.

Ricky:
(to Julian) You're stupid, (to Cory and Trevor) you're stupid, (to Bubbles) you're a fuckin' idiot.

Bubbles:
The fuckin' gun's broke! It's broken!

Ricky:
You could've killed me over there! The fuck?!

Julian:
Ricky, shut up! (points to the surveillance camera) Ricky!

Ricky:
Oh, for fucksakes! (shoots down the surveillance camera)