Trailer Park Boys, Season 2 (2002)

Jim:
Oooh, nice Mall Cop uniform, Ricky!

Ricky:
Don't even fuckin' start with me today, Lahey! I'm not in the mood.

Jim:
I beg your pardon. I was only a real cop. I was never an important Mall-Cop like you, Rick.

Ricky:
Knock knock.

Jim:
Who's there, Rick?

Ricky:
Somebody.

Jim:
Somebody who?

Ricky:
Somebody whose ex-wife owns the fuckin' trailer park is the only reason you got the job as trailer park supervisor cuz you got fired from the police force cuz you fucked up big time, but we're not gonna talk about that, are we? And now, you're gonna get fired from this job cuz you're nothin' but a drunk fuckin' idiot who can't even run the trailer park! You're drunk right now, I can smell the fuckin' liquor on you from here. Go away for 18 months to jail and everything goes to fuckin' shit, doesn't it, Lahey? Let your little buddy with the no fuckin' shirt move in with my girlfriend and ruin my whole fuckin' life! Now there's fuckin' shit everywhere in this fuckin' trailer park! Fuckin' idiot!