Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)

Ricky:
Julian, I can't deal with this bullshit right now!

Julian:
It's alright, man.

Ricky:
What time is it, Bubbles?

Bubbles:
It's 11:30 Ricky.

[Ricky lights a cigarette in the bank]

Bubbles:
Ricky, you can't fucking light up in the bank!

Ricky:
I can do whatever the fuck I want now, buddy! I'm rich as fuck now! 38 grand in unmarked bills, I don't give a fuck!

Unknown Man:
Uh-oh.

Julian:
Ricky, calm down.

Ricky:
Julian, fuck all this bullshit. Fuck this bank. Let's just go spend it, man. Let's go shopping. We need some gifts, come on.

Julian:
Ricky, were gonna set up some GIC's and some RSP's, man. That's an investment.

Bubbles:
Bingo.

Julian:
You got it?

Ricky:
Fuck investments, Julian.

Julian:
Listen, we can go on vacation every year, man. Go on a cruise or something.

Ricky:
I don't give a fuck about a cruise. I wanna go spend the cash right now.

Bubbles:
Ricky, that's what smart people do with their fucking money. Invest it. Julian's handling all my finances.

Julian:
Listen, we just set up a few business in the trailer park, man. Why don't you let me control your money.

Ricky:
Control my money? Fuck RSVP's, Julian. What about Freedom 35!? I thought we were fucking retired!

Bubbles:
Uh-oh.

Julian:
Calm down.

Ricky:
I grew the fucking dope! It's my fucking money!

Bubbles:
You can't scream 'dope' out in the bank.

Ricky:
Dope dope dope-itty fucking dope dope!

Bubbles:
Here's security.

Ricky:
Fuck.

Julian:
Nice. Listen, I can walk out on my own, guys.

Bubbles:
Perfect!

Julian:
I can explain this.

Ricky:
Fuck off, salamander head! Give me my fucking cigarette back! Fuck off! Let go of me!

Bubbles:
Everybody calm down! We're leaving!