Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)

Lawyer:
I suggest you turn that camera off right now. If I see my face on TV or reproduced in any way, I will sue.

Lucy:
This is the guy, right here. The guy in the track suit.

Ricky:
Who in the fuck are you?

Lucy:
He's a fucking lawyer, Ricky.

Ricky:
And I'm a fuck offer.

Lawyer:
Richard, hi, I've heard so much about you. (hands Ricky some papers)

Ricky:
What the hell is this?

Lawyer:
Well, I guess you could call it a bill for being an asshole.

Ricky:
You better watch yourself, buddy. Bubbles, give me a hand with this reading stuff, please? (hands the papers to Bubbles) A lot of big words there, man.

Bubbles:
Three years child support payments you owe, Ricky.

Ricky:
Child reports? What? Now you got suit dummies making up big fancy word papers about me being a bad father because I'm rich now? This is bullshit, Lucy! I'm not a bad father am I, Trinity?

Lucy:
Ricky, a good father doesn't go to jail every year, OK?

Ricky:
Some do!

Lawyer:
I think you'll find those papers in order, Richard. See you in court.

Ricky:
(over megaphone) Think you're so big with your little suit and all your little college reading and stuff like that. Go fuck yourself! Lucy, you better not be banging him!