Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)

Linda:
Jamie! Jamie, your friends are here! Jamie? Turn down that damn music! What can year thing. Come on, Jamie! (opens the door)

J-Roc:
Mom?

Linda:
Ga fuck! You know what I'm sayin'!

J-Roc:
(turns off the music) Turn that shit off, muthafucka! I was gettin' changed, you knowemsayin'?! I don't want that shit on TV!

Bubbles:
Turn that thing off, he's pullin' his goalie!

Ricky:
Turn off the fuckin' camera. What the fuck are you doing, J-Roc?

J-Roc:
I was gettin' changed, mothafucka!

Ricky:
Changed my ass, you fuckin'.

J-Roc:
You non-knockin' muthafuckas!

Ricky:
That was fucked.

Bubbles:
That was a bit fucked.

J-Roc:
It wasn't that fucked, you knowemsayin'? I was gettin' changed. What's goin' on?

Julian:
Listen man, I got some good news for ya... get cleaned up and meet me back at the flea market.

J-Roc:
A'ight. (pats Bubbles' shoulder with the hand he changed with) Peace, Bub.

Bubbles:
Don't touch me.

J-Roc:
You ma-fuckas ain't gonna tell nobody that I was gettin' changed, right?

Bubbles:
No! Christ, no.