Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)

[Ricky walks up to a hotel front desk with a beat up old guitar]

Desk Attendant:
Welcome to the Prince Elliot.

Ricky:
How's it goin'. I'm Alex Lifeson's personal guitar tech and I gotta take this up to his room right away. Can I have the key, please?

[Ricky walks into room 2112 quietly and sneaks up on Alex shaving in the bathroom]

Ricky:
Most rock stars are supposed to be really approachable and really fun and easy to talk to, but for some reason, Alex wasn't.

Ricky:
I need four tickets to your concert right now. We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Alex Lifeson:
Look, look, I'm not a ticket agency, I'm sorry. I can't help you with the tickets.

Ricky:
You can't give me four tickets to your concert?!

Alex Lifeson:
I'm sorry.

Ricky:
He's just one of these guys that, 'Hey, I don't want to talk to anybody,' and 'I'm a big fancy rock star,' and 'You can't talk to me!' So, it pissed me off.

[Ricky starts wrapping Alex up in duct tape]

Alex Lifeson:
Hang on a second, man! Hang on!

[Ricky leads Alex down the hallway in his robe, duct-taped and ankle-cuffed]

Ricky:
Let's go. No fuckin' around here. You say a word about this and I'm gonna tell everyone you sexually assaulted me.

Alex Lifeson:
Come on, give me a break!

Ricky:
Come with me, just take it easy. We're just gonna go for a little ride.

[They walk into the lobby]

Ricky:
Hotel Security! This man's drunk as fuck, he's on drugs, he's a male prostitute. I'm gonna escort him out of here!

Desk Attendant:
What's going on? Male prostitute?