Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)

Alex Lifeson:
Where are we?

Ricky:
The fuckin' best trailer park in the goddamn world, right here. Good people, good friends, and we're gonna see a little show. Look, the first thing I want to do is to make it clear, this is not kidnapping, okay?

Alex Lifeson:
This is totally kidnapping.

Ricky:
This is not fuckin' kidnapping!

Alex Lifeson:
This is fuckin' totally kidnapping.

Ricky:
I'm borrowing you for a little bit to play a little concert back at the trailer park!

Alex Lifeson:
I don't do that kind of stuff!

Ricky:
Look, you're in a rock band! You should be used to this shit!

Alex Lifeson:
Can I tell you something? You're a fuckin' mental case!

Ricky:
What the fuck are you talkin' about?

Alex Lifeson:
You are crazy!

Ricky:
It's not my fault you're this big fuckin'.

Alex Lifeson:
You're gonna go to jail for a long time.

Ricky:
I'm not going to fuckin' jail, believe me. This isn't kidnapping. I'm borrowing you for a little bit, alright?

Bubbles:
Oh, no big deal at all. Ricky just went and. Stole a human being!

Ricky:
It's like a little rehearse Lee. Play a couple of songs then you can go back to your little dream world or wherever the fuck it is you do with yourself all the time, playin' your fuckin' big guitar in front of people.