Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)

[The boys walk to a manhole wearing garbage bags]

Ricky:
This is fucked up, Julian.

Julian:
Look boys, I'm sorry, alright? The security's a little tight. This'll be fun man.

Bubbles:
This is not fuckin' fun, Julian! This is bullshit!

Julian:
You wanna see Rush, Bubbles?

Bubbles:
Yes, I wanna see Rush!

Julian:
Get down there. You want me to go next?

Bubbles:
Please. What if something gets me?

Bubbles:
Ah! Something licked me on the knee! Something licked me!

[Julian lifts up a grate]

Bubbles:
We did it Julian. Was that the Alex Lifeson?

Julian:
Shh!

Bubbles:
That is him!

Ricky:
Shh!

Alex Lifeson:
Sorry, Randy? I got this t-shirt for you to wear tonight on stage during the guitar changes.

Randy:
No thanks, Alex. I don't wear shirts.

Alex Lifeson:
Oh, no. You gotta wear a shirt. Please.

Randy:
Never do.

Jim:
Randy doesn't wear shirts, Mr. Lifeson. That's just the way it is.

Alex Lifeson:
Well, Mr. Lahey, maybe you can talk him into wearing this shirt.

Jim:
He doesn't wear shirts, not even in the winter time.

[Notices Ricky, Julian and Bubbles walking towards them]

Jim:
How did you idiots get in here?!

Bubbles:
Hi, Alex.

Ricky:
Don't worry about it, Lahey. Hey, I know this guy!

Randy:
How's this shit?

Bubbles:
See this, Randy? When somebody like Alex Lifeson gives you a fuckin' t-shirt to put on, you're puttin' the fuckin' thing on. I don't care if you don't wear shirts.

Randy:
I don't wear a frig! [Bubbles attempts to put the t-shirt on Randy]

Jim:
Randy doesn't wear shirts!

[Bubbles struggles to get Randy to wear the t-shirt while the other try to pry him off]

Jim:
[To the security guards] Take the garbage downtown, boys.

[The guards drag the boys away]

Donny:
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

[The boys get out of the cab]

Bubbles:
This is fucked!

Ricky:
Fuckin' believe we gotta go down the same!

Julian:
Boys, it wasn't that bad.