Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004)

Ricky:
How's it going, Randy? Did you get everything done?

Randy:
Almost. Are those my burgers, Ricky? That's my burger, right?

Ricky:
No, Barb made these for me.

Randy:
I want my fuckin' burger, Rick!

Ricky:
Randy, I'll get yours later. You didn't finish your job.

[Randy tries to take the burger out of Ricky's hand]

Ricky:
Fuck off Randy!

Randy:
Fuck you!

Ricky:
You get the fuckin' chicken chips-

[Randy grabs the burger and tries to eat it as Ricky starts choking him]

Ricky:
Fuckin' asshole! Give me that back you fuckin' dick! Let go of it! Stop grabbing it!

[Jim sees Ricky from his back view, making it look like Randy is trying to perform oral sex on him]

Ricky:
Get your hands of it! Get your fuckin' hands of it!

Randy:
IT'S MINE!!

Jim:
Smokey!

[Lahey trips and accidently shoots the arrow towards Ricky and Randy]

[Ricky gets shot in the back of his shoulder with the arrow]

Ricky:
[in pain] Fuck!!! What the fuck?! Ah, Jesus Christ!

[Ricky takes out his gun and starts shooting aimlessly]

Donny:
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

Julian:
What are you doing?! Give me that!

Ricky:
I'm trying to shoot whoever fuckin' shot me!

Jim:
Randy, how could you do that?

Ricky:
Jesus Christ!!!

Randy:
Do what?

Jim:
What you were doing with Ricky?

Randy:
I wasn't doing anything with Ricky.

Ricky:
Is that a fuckin' bow and... You fuckin' shot me!

Jim:
It was an accident, Ricky. I was trying to shoot a blue jay.

Ricky:
I'll show you a fuckin' blue jay!

Julian:
Ricky, it was an accident! Listen, you can call the cops on Lahey for getting shot with an arrow, but he can call the cops on you for firing a handgun out in the trailer park. They cancel out.

Ricky:
That doesn't even make sense, Julian.

Julian:
It's even, Ricky.

Ricky:
I don't have the right people words to make you understand the way it means to me, but something's fucked up here!

Bubbles:
Hold still, Ricky.

[Bubbles lightly tries to pull out the arrow]

Ricky AGHHHH!!! FUUUCK!!!

Julian:
Get outta here!

[Julian pushes Ricky away as he grunts in pain]

Randy:
Ricky, you owe me two double cheeseburgers for cleaning up Julian's trailer!

Ricky:
I never said doubles, Randy! I never said fuckin' doubles! Where's my chocolate milk and chicken chips?!

Julian:
Rick, go home!

Ricky:
(to Randy) Fuck you and fuck your cheeseburgers!

Bubbles:
Everybody calm down!! For fuck's sakes! Is this all about cheeseburgers?!

Randy:
Yeah.

Bubbles:
Well, Randy, I've got burger meat and cheese at my shed. I'll cook some up for you on the barbeque if that'll diffuse the situation.