Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004)

Julian:
J-Roc, where's this guy at anyway?

J-Roc:
Chill out, Julian. Cyrus'll be here in a minute, ya know what I'm sayin'?

Julian:
Cyrus?!

Ricky:
What the fuck are you doing working with Cyrus?

Cyrus:
Well well well. If it isn't the big, tough Julianne. The Hubble Bubble Telescope. And Helmet Head.

Bubbles:
Fuckin' call me a telescope.

Cyrus:
Ladies! The boss is home. It's been a long time no see, dick weeds. (pulls a gun)

Ricky:
Why don't you take your little gun and fuck off, Cyrus?

Cyrus:
(chambers a round) Why don't we fuck on?

Cory:
(walks out of the trailer) Julian, where's the hand cream?

Cyrus:
(takes a man's bag of chips out of his hand) I know one of you dickheads did this to my car, cuz you're the only ones who know I failed Grade 10.

T:
You failed Grade 10?

Cyrus:
(points his gun towards the Roc Pile) Fuck off! (points to his vandalized car) And what's this, "I'm a fuckhead"? Huh?

Ricky:
Actually, it says "I'm fucked in the head", 'cause you are.

Sarah:
Ricky, where the fuck are Cory and Trevor? I said I wanted them back an hour ago.

Ricky:
I don't fucking know, they went home two hours ago. They told me.

Sarah:
Well, I don't have them, you must still have them.

Donny:
GET YOUR HANDS OFF IT! I PAID FOR A LADY, NOT FUCKING CORY AND TREVOR!