Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004)

Bubbles:
(talking to his cats) Listen up, guys. I need to talk to you. I'm sorry I haven't been able to look after you properly lately, but there's just too many of yas around, your parents have been banging like crazy. There's just so many of you around right now and I've been losing focus because I'm in a lot of fucking pain. But the pain I'm about to feel is nothing compared to what I've been feeling by neglecting you little guys. (sighs)

Ricky:
(upon arriving at Bubbles' shed) Cory and Trevor are fucking lazy! At least if we ask Bubbles to fuckin' fertilize the plants we know it'll get done.

[Bubbles moans]

Julian:
Shh. Listen.

[Bubbles does a distressed moan]

Ricky:
What the fuck's he doing in there?

Bubbles:
YOU COCKSUCKER!!

[the door flings open and hits Ricky in the face]

Bubbles:
Oh my God, what happened?

Ricky:
Bubbles, you just broke my fuckin' nose!

Julian:
Holy shit, Bubbles. Your face is fucked!

Bubbles:
No, it's not that bad, Julian!

Julian:
No no no no, you let that toothache go way too long. Here.

Bubbles:
I can get 'er out, it's no pr...

Julian:
No, open up, let me take a look.

Bubbles:
No, it's no problem!

Julian:
Let me take a look! Open up!

Bubbles:
Julian!

Julian:
Bubbles, open up!

[Bubbles opens his mouth reluctantly, moaning]

Julian:
Oh, yeah. Your jaw is totally infected, man. We gotta take you to the hospital, buddy!

Bubbles:
No fucking way, Julian! I don't go to the hospital, you know that!

Ricky:
You went to the hospital when you fucked your arm over fixing carts, Bubbles. You gotta go.

Bubbles:
But, boys, I had Conky with me that time.

Ricky:
Conky? Don't even say that name! I hate that little fucker!