Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004)

Julian:
Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles! I got something for you!

Bubbles:
Oh my God! Conky! Conky! Where have you been? Oh my God! Oh my God, I've missed you! I thought you were dead for sure!

Ricky:
I thought you were dead too, you little bastard.

Conky:
Luckily I don't need oxygen to live under water like you do. Stupid!

Ricky:
Julian, it's starting already. I'm telling you right now. (turns his attention back to the puppet) If you fuck with me, Conky, I'm gonna fuck with you. I'm outta here.

Julian:
No no no. (pulls Ricky aside) Ricky, Ricky, I need your help here! We gotta get him to the hospital or he could go into a coma.

Bubbles:
What?! A coma?! A coma? I'm going into a coma? Julian, I can't.

Julian:
No no no, you're probably not gonna. You're gonna be fine, Bubbles!

Bubbles:
What's it like in a coma?

Julian:
Bubbles, why don't you ask Conky if it's OK to go to the hospital?

Bubbles:
Conky, do you think. Do you think it would be a good idea for me to go to the hospital and get that fixed?

Conky:
Well I think it might be a good idea to go on an adventure with Julian and. Rickyyyyy! (disturbed giggle)

Ricky:
Final warning there, fuckface. Final warning.