Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004)

[while searching for the "samsquamtch" that's been destroying their weed field]

Ricky:
Bubbles, hold the binoculars. If this thing's down there, Julian, I want you to shoot him, then I'm gonna jump on top of the cocksucker with a net and we're gonna have to beat him with everything we fuckin' got.

[Ricky turns his attention to the camera crew]

Ricky:
I could need some help from you dicks, alright?

[Ricky grabs the microphone boom and brings the mic close to his face]

Ricky:
You hear that there, Mr. Microphone Man? If we get this thing down in the net, you fuckin' jump in and help us!

[Ricky pushes the boom away from himself, causing the sound man to drop the boom]

Ricky:
Fuckin' idiot.

Crew Member:
Frig off, Rick!

Ricky:
Don't tell me to frig off. Thing attacks you, I'm not even gonna jump in.

[Bubbles falls down while walking down a trail]

Bubbles:
Boys, I slipped in poop! Bigfoot poop!

[Bubbles tries to catch a look at the bottom of his shoes]

Bubbles:
Do I got Bigfoot poop on me?