Trailer Park Boys, Season 6 (2006)

[Sam gets out of the pick up truck]

Sam:
Barb.

Barb:
Hi, Sam.

Sam:
Hey Randy, do you wanna sign this so I can get started please?

Randy:
Sign what?

Sam:
It's a purchase order.

Randy:
Purchase order for what?

Sam:
To pave the park.

Randy:
I didn't call to have the park paved.

Sam:
I got an emergency call to get down here and pave the park right away. Sign it so I can get started.

Randy:
I didn't do it, Sam. I didn't call ya.

Sam:
Fuck, there's your name. Randy Bo Bandy. Now sign it so I can get started.

Barb:
He said he didn't call, Sam!

Randy:
Bo Bandy? I didn't call. I didn't call.

Sam:
Once I start that truck, I'm on the fucking clock, okay? So sign it so I can get started.

Randy:
I'm not signing shit! Why don't you go back and pave your cave, ya fuckin' caveman.

Sam:
The fuck did you call me?

Barb:
Well... you are a caveman, Sam.

Randy:
Yeah! A fuckin' caveman!

Sam:
Listen Burger Boy, you fuckin' pay me right now! You pay me right now! You fuckin' pay me right now!

[Randy and Sam fight each other]

Barb:
Randy! Sam! Sam! Randy!

Ted:
Alright. You guys are under arrest for breach of the peace.

[The cops arrest Randy and Sam]

Sam:
Motherfuckers every time I come down here!

Randy:
Ted, it's not my fault!

Ted:
I gotta deal with you here, Randy.

Randy:
Ted, this is bullshit! I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic and it got all fucked up! SON OF A BITCH! FOR FUCK'S SAKES! THIS IS FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!

[Ted opens the back door, puts Randy in the police car and closes the back door]