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Two and a Half Men, Season 11

Two and a Half Men (2003–2015) was a sitcom originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. The series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. After Alan divo… more »

Walden:
Why in the world do you wear boys' husky underwear?

Alan:
Okay, you know how some people trim the hedges to make the tree look bigger? Well, I say stuff the tree in a smaller yard.

Walden:
Well, when the police raid the house and find a drawer full of boys' underwear, that's not gonna be good for any of us.

Alan:
Neither is a drawer full of pot.

Walden:
That's why I wrote "Not Pot" on it.

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