United States of Al, Season 1

Al:
I don't want to fight you.

Riley:
How about now?

Al:
No.

Riley:
How about now?

Al:
Riley, you spilled my tea!

Riley:
Oh, no! What are you gonna do about it?

Al:
This is a bad idea.

Riley:
Why?!

Al:
Because I will lose!

Riley:
Oh, with that attitude, you will.

Al:
No, with this body, I will.

Riley:
Fight me, or I'll call your sister names.

Al:
Okay. That's it!

Riley:
Yeah, man, this is my therapy. When I get mad, I do this. When I'm sad a little of that. When I don't know how to feel, a little bit of that.

Al:
Fine. If you insist, I will give it a try.

Riley:
All right, step into my office. Here we go. Show me what you got. Harder. Harder!

Al:
I don't want to hurt you.

Riley:
Oh, you're serious?

Al:
Now I kind of want to hurt you.