United States of Al, Season 1

Lizzie:
You got screwed on the financing.

Riley:
Stop trying to ruin this.

Art:
Riley, pipe down, will you? I want to hear what she has to say.

Riley:
Why are you listening to her?

Art:
Because she's good with numbers. You're good with shapes. Go ahead.

Lizzie:
The interest rate increases up to 20% after 6 months.

Riley:
Yeah, that's fine. It's the same deal I got on my truck, and I'm not having any problem making payments.

Art:
Wait, you're still paying on that? It's been like 3 years.

Riley:
Yeah. And in 3 more, it's all mine.

Art:
I thought you got a great deal on that thing.

Riley:
I did! The guy who sold it to me even said I was the toughest negotiator he ever-- Son of a bitch.

Art:
I'm gonna go down to that dealership and let 'em have it. I mean, taking advantage of an immigrant and a moron? That ain't right.