United States of Al, Season 2

United States of Al (2021–2022) is an American multi-camera sitcom that aired on CBS from April 1, 2021 to May 19, 2022. The series follows the friendship between Riley, a combat veteran, and Al, an interpreter from Afghanistan who helped the former… more »

Vanessa:
You've had a week, haven't you?

Riley:
Not as bad as Al's.

Vanessa:
It's not a contest.

[Riley turns the TV on with his remote.]

Newsman:
Breaking news, the Browns' season is already in peril because they're now down 2 defensive backs.

Riley:
Oh, this is perfect. This is breaking news, America!

Vanessa:
Hey, why don't we just turn this off?

Riley:
No! No, how's Cleveland supposed to win? I mean, Cleveland is screwed.

Vanessa:
Riley.

Riley:
We got to do something! Cleveland is running out of options! I got to tell everybody, they got to know!

[Vanessa turns the TV off with her remote.]

Vanessa:
Hey. This is bigger than you. And don't worry. The Browns' secondary is deep.

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