United States of Tara, Season 3

Charmaine:
I'd rather have Tara.

Alice:
No offense, I'm sure. And non taken. Tara is the sister, I know... Even though she's not acting like one at the moment.

Charmaine:
Well, Kate leaving probably has something to do with it, too.

Alice:
Oh, you raise them as best you can, and then they toss you aside, like last season's handbag. Poor Tara. Her heart is in pieces.

Charmaine:
Well, it's probably good she took a few hours off, then.

Alice:
Mm. That's what we think.

Charmaine:
"We"?

Alice:
All of us on the inside. We have an arrangement. It's like that new film with Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine. We each take the key when we need the apartment. I get the body when the mother needs help.