Veep, Season 3

Robb:
Right, so unelected... loony has the ear and minge of the Vice President and he says that fat people——no, fat kids, fat kiddies have sinned in a past life!

Jonah:
Yeah. Do you know how upsetting that's gonna be to fat people? All of America is fat people, that's all we have! All of our children weigh 300 fucking pounds!

Robb:
Well we've got fat kids here—well I've got a fat kid, I don't see her very often but that's er, she's um... Right, we'll ambush the Vice President, we'll get photos of her being surrounded by fat kids dressed as devils.

Jonah:
Seriously?

Robb:
[nonchalantly] Yeah.

Jonah:
Oh, my God! You guys are fucking brutal!

Robb:
This calls for a celebration. Come on, I'll get you the first pint at least.