Veep, Season 5

Selina:
How stupid are you, you motherfucking snake? I know all about your meeting with Marwood and Purcell; I know all about how you're trying to fuck me with that abstinence program of yours. Underneath this whole honorable, decent, wholesome, boy scout crap of yours, I know exactly who you are.

Tom James:
Oh, you do.

Selina:
Yes, I do.

Tom James:
Oh, so I don't have to explain that I am not someone who would piss away my presidency on a bunch of half-assed decisions...

Selina:
What?

Tom James:
...and, by the way, by messing around with that pretty-boy Charlie Baird, for God's sake!

Selina:
What? Charlie Baird? What does Charlie Baird have to do with any of this?

Tom James:
I...I don't know, he's got nothing to do with it. What is he...

Selina:
You're such a liar! You're such a liar! Why did you even join my ticket in the first place?

Tom James:
Because I happen to believe in something called public service.

Selina:
Oh, bullshit!

Tom James:
Okay, well then, I've got no...

Selina:
I'll tell you why! Because you wanted to be a step closer to the presidency and to me. You wanted it so bad, you could taste it.

Tom James:
This is unbelievable. Please...

Selina:
You are lying now just like you lied back then, just like you lied about that night in the cab with the green shoes!

Tom James:
Oh...well, now I got no idea what you're talking about.

Selina:
You know exactly what I'm talking about. You remembered the green shoes that night, but not the fact that you wanted to fuck me? Come on. Come on! No straight man remembers a woman's shoes.

Tom James:
Well, you got me. I'm gay. So...

Selina:
Just admit it! Just say the truth for once in your life. Come on, Tom. You wanted to fuck me that night, just say it!

Tom James:
Will you stop it?!

Selina:
Just say you wanted to fuck my brains out!

Tom James:
Alright, I wanted to fuck your brains out!

Selina:
There you go. And now you're trying to fuck me tonight!

Tom James:
No, I am fucking you tonight!

Selina:
No, I'm gonna fuck you!

[After an awkward pause, they passionately kiss]