Veep, Season 5

Selina:
If you think you're getting those worthless toy boats by now, I'm gonna shut down those factories faster than you can bedazzle a fucking sweatshirt.

Congresswoman Nickerson:
Let's cut the shit, Selina.

Selina:
Oh, here it is.

Congresswoman Nickerson:
All roads go through Colorado, and the toll just went up.

Selina:
You're playing a very dangerous game of chicken with the head fucking hen, cause if I don't win the White House, O'Brien is going to sink your stupid little boats. Then you're going to look like a hair-sprayed asshole in your 1980's-mother-of-the-bride dress. And if I do win, I will have my administration come to your shitty little district and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny. Then, I will have the IRS crawl so far up your husband's colon, he's gonna wish the only thing they find is more cancer.

Congresswoman Nickerson:
Good God.

Selina; So, can I count on your vote, or do I need to shove up a box of White House M&M's up your stretched up, six-baby-vag?

Congresswoman Nickerson:
[gulps] You can count on my vote.

Selina:
I think I want to hear an 'Okey dokey, Annie Oakley'.

Congresswoman Nickerson:
Okey dokey, Annie Oakley.

Selina:
Oh, super duper, Trooper. Now get the fuck out of here, congresswoman.