Veep, Season 6

Amy:
Ma'am, I'm so sorry you lost your library. You know, last night, I dreamt that I removed Leon West's balls with an ice cream scoop, and I think I actually came.

Selina:
Is everything always ice cream with you?

Amy:
Just say the word, ma'am, and I will...

Selina:
Amy, Amy. I leaked it to Leon.

Amy:
Why? Why would you Kurt Cobain your own library?

Selina:
Because, girlie, only former presidents have libraries. And I'm running for president.

[Selina opens the door to reveal her entire old team assembled in the living room]

Amy:
You're... you're running again?!

Mike:
The band is getting back together again!

Selina:
Who cc'd Mike?

Mike:
[laughing] I get it, I'm Ringo.

Dan:
We need champagne!

Ben:
No, Amy's Ringo. You're Mark David Chapman's bullet.

Amy:
How is this even possible?

Selina:
Tibet! Tibet! It's all Tibet! We are gonna ride that Dalai Lama like Mrs. Lama on book club night.

Amy:
And what about Montez?

Ben:
She's a Mexican who stole your job.

Selina:
She did, in fact, steal my job.

Ben:
Her numbers are under agua.

Amy:
I can't believe this.

Selina:
We're back! [to Amy] I do need to talk to you about your role. And, Mike, I need to talk to you about your role, too.

Mike:
[oblivious] Sweet.

Selina:
To Team Meyer.

All:
Team Meyer!