Veep, Season 7
Teddy:
Apparently, there has been an anonymous posting about a "dead-eyed, lantern-jawed, one-and-done congresstard" who acted in a sexually inappropriate manner.
Jonah:
OK, well, that could be anybody.
Richard:
Sounds like you.
Teddy:
Jonah, who have you traumatised? And start with the doctor who delivered you.
Jonah:
I haven't traumatised anyone!
Richard:
Well, there's your aide, Emma Gray.
Jonah:
Shnozz? She's stuck up - I was just calling her on it.
Richard:
Councilwomen Troy and Desconi.
Jonah:
Monster Tits and Monster Tits Junior? But all I did there was express some genuine concern that they have bras big enough to handle all that meat.
Richard:
At the Congressional Prayer Breakfast.
Jonah:
Yeah. It was exactly what Jesus would have done. He's a man, too, Teddy.
Teddy:
OK, listen Jonah, if anyone asks, just tell them you've been chemically castrated. It's very easy to lie about, and believe me, nobody checks.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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