VeggieTales

Scallion #1:
Daniel, because you violated Section 4219 2R9-4000 6 dot 1 dash 7, B, of the code of Babylon, forbidding prayer to anyone but King Darius- you are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the lions. Goodbye!

Daniel (Larry):
Hey, didn't get I get a phone [The Scallions tosses him in] caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll!

[Daniel lands on the ground with a thud. He gets up dizzily. The scallion wisemen call down to him.]

Scallion #2:
Hey, Daniel! We know you're gonna have fun down there! We're not "lion"!

Scallion #3:
Uh, yeah, you better be "lion" down, because those lions are gonna... lie... on you!

Scallion #2:
[to Scallion #3] Mine was funny, yours was... goofy. Lions are gonna lie on him? They're gonna EAT him! They're not gonna LIE on him!

Scallion #3:
Well, maybe they'll lie on him first, and then eat him... or maybe one will lie on him while the others eat him... or maybe they'll take turns between lying and eating-

Scallion #2:
Yeah, you think the lions are gonna cooperate and say "Hey, I'll eat him, you lie on him"? Come on, we're the ones who are lyin', not the lions. [seals the den up]