VeggieTales

[The defenders of Jericho, played by the French Peas, are taunting the Israelites from atop the city's great wall]

Josh (Larry the Cucumber):
Who are you?

Jean-Claude:
Who are we? I think we should ask. Who are you?

Josh:
Oh, um... I am Joshua. And these are the children of Israel.

Philippe:
Ooh! Hello, children!

Jimmy Gourd:
Hi!

Philippe:
It was nice to meet you. Now go away!

Jean-Claude:
Yes! [blows raspberry]

Josh:
[clears throat] No, you don't understand. God has given us this land for our new home. So, well... you're gonna have to leave.

Philippe:
[laughs] Did you hear that, Jean-Claude? The little pickle says we have to leave!

Josh:
I'm a cucumber.

Jean-Claude:
[laughs] That is hilarious! [clears throat] Let me point something out to you, pickle. We have a wall!

Philippe:
Uh-huh.

Jean-Claude:
You do not!

Philippe:
No!

Jean-Claude:
If anyone is to be doing the leaving, it will be you!

Philippe:
Oh, that is right!

Josh:
Now, listen to me! Our God said that this land was ours, and that all we had to do was follow His directions. So... I'm afraid... if you don't come out, we're gonna have to come in there after you!

[Jean-Claude and Philippe laugh.]

Jean-Claude:
I'd like to see you try! You could never get over our giant wall, [under breath] tiny pickle!

Philippe:
Yes, tiny pickle! You are not a mighty dill, you are just a baby gherkin!

Josh:
[feeling insulted] I'm a cucumber!

[Jean-Claude and Philippe laugh]

Philippe:
[bumps his slushie off the edge] Ooh! My slushie!

[The slushie hits Jimmy on the head. Josh is appalled]

Jimmy:
[frustrated] Maybe we should fall back and regroup.