VeggieTales

Omelet (Jimmy Gourd):
But soft, 'tis Ophelia. [no response; Omelet repeats with emphasis] But soft! Tis Ophelia!

Mr. Lunt:
[from off-stage, wearing a pink dress] But I don't wanna do it! It's embarrassing!

Arcibald Asparagus:
Don't be ridiculous! It's tradition! In Shakespeare's day, all the women's roles were played by men! [shoves Lunt out onto the stage]

Mr. Lunt:
I think we're gonna get letters about this... [in character] 'Tis I, the fair Ophelia.