VeggieTales

Toto:
Randalf! I know why the elders sent me here! They want me to help!

[Scaryman (Scallion #1) captures Toto and puts his sword in front of him.]

Scaryman:
Good thought, but wrong!

Randalf (Mr. Nezzer):
Scaryman!

Scaryman:
The elders sent you here because I told them to.

Randalf:
What?

Toto:
What?

Scaryman:
Everyone has something they're sure they can't live without. [looks at the Fellowship] For some, it's fame or fortune, [looks at Ahem] for others, a life of ease. For a certain ancient tree, it happens to be jewels, something of which I have in abundance.

Randalf:
You bribed them?

Scaryman:
Yes. They got what they want, and I get what I want. Ha! Use your gift to help people, how quaint! I hope you've learned your lesson, boy. Life is short. If you have a gift, use it for yourself before you've lost it and it's too late.

[Scaryman pushes Toto aside and takes the bean.]

Scaryman:
Ha! Too late! [laughs evilly]

Billboy:
You're wrong, Scaryman!

Scaryman:
What? Who said that?

Billboy:
You're wrong, Scaryman!

Scaryman:
Who- Show yourself! Where are you?

[Billboy charges at Scaryman and knocks him to the ground. He catches the bean.]

Toto:
Uncle Billboy!

Randalf:
Billboy?

Billboy:
Hello, Toto!

[[Scaryman tries to reach for his sword, but Ear-A-Corn (Larry) blocks it from him.]

Ear-A-Corn:
Not so fast, scary guy!

Scaryman:
Sporks, save me!

[The Other Elf (Jerry), who's with the sporks, shakes his head.]

Spork:
Cookie man say no!

Scaryman:
Oh, bother.