VeggieTales

Darby (Junior):
Is there anything really dangerous in these woods?

Scarecrow (Mr. Lunt):
A friend of mine was in these woods, and he says he saw a fella from Toledo.

Tin Man (Larry):
You mean, an Ohioan?

Scarecrow:
Yep.

Tin Man:
Well, my uncle said he saw one of those guys who play that little flute in the army.

Scarecrow:
[gasp] A fifer?

Tin Man:
Uh-huh.

Scarecrow:
Oh, boy. Not to make matters worse, but I met a fella who knew a guy who says he saw... a mommy horse.

Darby:
[gasps]

Scarecrow:
Ohioans.

Tin Man:
And fifers.

Scarecrow:
And mares.

Darby:
Oh, my!

Scarecrow:
Ohioans.

Tin Man:
And fifers.

Scarecrow:
And mares.

Darby:
Oh, my!

Scarecrow and Tin Man:
Ohioans, and fifers, and mares!

Darby:
Oh, my!

Scarecrow and Tin Man:
Ohioans, and fifers, and mares!

Darby:
Oh, my!

Scarecrow and Tin Man:
Ohioans, and fifers, and mares!

Darby:
Oh, my!

Scarecrow and Tin Man:
Ohioans, and fifers, and mares!

Darby:
Oh, my!

Scarecrow and Tin Man:
Ohioans, and fifers, and-

[A lion (Pa Grape) roars, then barks like a dog. Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby run around screaming in panic.]

Tin Man:
IT'S AN OHIOAN!

[Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby bump into each other and fall.]

Lion:
Uh no, that's "lion".

Tin Man:
Oh, lion. [gasps] Lion?!

[Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby run around screaming again.]

Lion:
Oh, stop! I'm not trying to scare ya. I'm just hungry!

Tin Man:
A hungry lion?!

[Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby run around screaming again.]

Lion:
No no! I'm not gonna eat you. I'm just having fun with you. On the count of being so bored.