Wednesday

[Wednesday brings Fester into a shed]

Wednesday Addams:
This place belongs to a friend.

Uncle Fester:
You actually made a friend? That poor kid will be going home in a body bag. [Sees a beehive] Ooo, I like a hideout that comes with snacks.

Wednesday Addams:
Those bees are hibernating. They're practically Eugene's children. [Fester opens the beehive; firmly] That means do not eat them!

Uncle Fester:
[Closes the beehive] You know, when you give me that death stare of disapproval, you remind me of your mother. Speaking of scary things, do you know what kind of a monster you're dealing with?

Wednesday Addams:
I haven't been able to identify it. [unfolds a drawing Xavier made of the monster, shows it to Fester]

Uncle Fester:
Oooooo...It's called a Hyde.

Wednesday Addams:
As in Jekyll and Hyde?

Uncle Fester:
Mmmhmm.

Wednesday Addams:
You've seen one before?

Uncle Fester:
Oh, yeah. In '83, during my vay-cay at the Zurich Institute for the Criminally Insane. It's where I got my first lobotomy. But you know lobotomies; they’re kind of like tattoos. Can’t just get one.