WWE SmackDown!, 2003

[Big Show had just been counted out of his match with Orlando Jordan because of a call to nature. Eddie Guerrero comes into the restroom]

Eddie Guerrero:
[turned off by the sheer smell] Oh Chihuahua man, eto qunni. Hoho man. [knocks on Big Show's stall] Hey Big Show! Big Show!

Big Show:
LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guerrero:
Oh man, I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to scare you while you're in the commode. Ese man, it smells like something crawled up inside of you and died, man! Ca miho! Uy man, I guess that's what happens, Show.

Big Show:
What? What are you talking about?

Guerrero:
Hey man, I'm talking about when you put me out twice, you really think that you can bonk me out twice man, and get away with it?

Big Show:
Eddie I didn't do anything!

Guerrero:
Ese, Show, the reason you're there is because I DID THIS!!! That's right man, that's right, it was my cousin Jose you just met right now, and ate the burrito, ese.

Big Show:
Oh no!

Guerrero:
I put special sauce and I mean some real good special sauce [touches tummy] the type that makes your stomach do what it's doing right now, ese!

Big Show:
Oh it's killing me.

Guerrero:
Oh my God I know it's killing you, I can smell it. Huy!! [picks up toilet paper rolls at dispenser near sink] Hey man, you save your sweat, let me ask you a question, what are you gonna do to wipe your ass? No, you know, wipe your ass?

Big Show:
[reacts] No, no, no. Eddie, there's no toilet paper in here!! C'mon man, don't do this to me!

Guerrero:
I'm sorry, that's right. I forgot. I took the toilet paper out about an hour ago.

Big Show:
Oh no, man!

Guerrero:
[puts toilet paper atop dispenser] Here man, I got something for you to wipe your ass with. Here goes! [kicks stall door right into Big Show]

Big Show:
[Rises up] You son of a... [reacts and collapses back on toilet as more come out]

Guerrero:
Ohohoh, does that hurt?

Big Show:
Oh, yeah..

Guerrero:
Hurt your back? [mocks back pain] Montezuma ain't got NOTHING on MonGuerrero! [leaves as Big Show cries]