WWE SmackDown!, 2005

Michael Cole:
And look at this! [JBL whacks John Cena with the WWE Championship belt] JBL with the championship off the skull of John Cena! The referee never saw it! The damn champion with the title off the skull of Cena! [Orlando Jordan crawling to Cena to cover him] Orlando Jordan crawling toward the cover! Not this way! [the referee makes the count] Not this way! Dammit!

[bell rings]

Tony Chimel:
Here is your winner and the new United States Champion, Orlando Jordan!

Michael Cole:
You gotta be kidding me! This whole "Cabinet leaving" garbage was a damn joke!

Tazz:
Hooked us! Hook, line, and sinker! Hooked everyone, you, me, everybody here! JBL, like it or not, the man's a damn genius! We thought he split the arena! We thought he left!

Michael Cole:
Uh-uh.

Tazz:
A new United States champ? Wow!

Michael Cole:
A masterful plan, hatched by the champion, JBL, to take the United States Championship from John Cena. JBL and his Cabinet, with a diabolical scheme tonight, to take the title from Cena. Orlando Jordan is the new United States Champion.