WWE SmackDown!, 2005

[JBL has defeated Booker T, Chris Benoit, Christian, Muhammad Hassan, and The Undertaker in a six-man elimination match, seemingly winning the SmackDown! Championship]

Theodore Long:
JBL, I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news for you, playa.

Michael Cole:
What?

Long:
Now, the bad news is, even though you won the match, you are not the SmackDown! champion.

Cole:
What?!

Tazz:
What the hell?

Long:
You know something playa? Recently, I found out that there's no need for a SmackDown! championship. Now the good news is, that you have earned the right to be the new number one contender to this man. Now ladies and gentlemen, everybody get ready to show your love for the final draft lottery pick and World Champion, Batista! [Batista's music hits]

Tazz:
What the hell?!!

Cole:
Oh, my!

Tazz:
Is this a joke? What the hell's going on here?

Cole:
No, it's not a joke! He's the, the, the latest draft lottery pick!

Tazz:
Where is he? I'll believe it when I see it [Batista comes out] and oh my God, I believe it! Holy...I don't, this is great!

Cole:
SmackDown! has hit the jackpot!

Tazz:
Holy cow!

Cole:
The World Heavyweight Champion has come to SmackDown!. Oh my God!

Tazz:
Batista! I can't believe it! Batista, the World Heavyweight Champion, on SmackDown!.

Cole:
This is the man who, who four nights ago, beat Triple H in Hell in a Cell! This is the man, who three times, beat Triple H! This is the man who won the title at WrestleMania, and Batista is on SmackDown!.

Tazz:
Shocking! Shocking! Amazing historic moment for SmackDown!.

Cole:
And I don't believe anybody is as shocked as JBL, who moments ago, was elated at winning the SmackDown! title, only to find out that he's the number one contender for that championship, the World Heavyweight title. Oh my! Batista has come to SmackDown!. Good night everybody, from a historic night in Anaheim!