Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1

Second Xavier:
Hello? Hello?

First Xavier:
Hello?

Second Xavier:
Who's this?

First Xavier:
Who's this?

Second Xavier:
I'm asking the questions. I called you.

First Xavier:
No, I called you. And you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard.

Second Xavier:
You sound like the physical manifestation of some loser's inner demons.

First Xavier:
Well, you sound like some total chode's inability to confront the reality of his past actions.

Second Xavier:
If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to Chekov I'll cock your clock off.

First Xavier:
Well, I'm going to be the bigger man and hang up first-- Damn it!